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May
Funny Sayings 07-112
Workaholics need the overtime to cover marriage counseling.
Ford’s Axiom: No matter how ugly you make a car, people will line up to buy it.
When sharing last night’s dream, two minutes is plenty.
Chocolate is especially good on chocolate.
When you’re rich, it’s “eccentric”; when you’re poor, it’s just strange.
Perception rules the world. If you don’t believe me, I’m wrong.
Nothing makes my sphincter twitch like a task force.
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