*Britney Spears was spotted carrying a copy of Radiohead’s* In Rainbows. *Below is the exclusive transcript of the conversation that led up to this historic photograph.*

**Britney:** All this time in court has made me sluggish, y’all. I need to get to the gym, especially if I’m going to gorge myself on those crazy Tim McGraw Fritos.

**Anonymous Hanger-On:** Would you like to listen to some music while you’re at the gym, Brit?

**Britney:** I love listening to music while I’m on the Stairmaster y’all, but I lost my magic box that played music.

**AHO:** You mean your iPod?

**Britney:** Whatever y’all.

**AHO:** Well, I’ve got a CD player you can borrow.

**Britney:** I remember CDs! I used to sell millions of those a week.

**AHO:** What CDs would you like to bring?

**Britney:** I don’t have any CDs, y’all.

**AHO:** What happened? You had a big collection!

**Britney:** I got hungry, y’all!

**AHO:** You ate plastic compact discs?

**Britney:** I thought they were Fritos, y’all.